Current Burpee's

Name/Burpee Name: Nick "Sophistakid" Bailey
Class: 2009










Name/Burpee Name: Evan "Zach Morris" Hill
Class: 2009






Name/Burpee Name: Josh "Scaregrow Go" Mankoff
Class: 2009






Name/Burpee Name: Amanda "Go Go Gia" Moore
Class: 2009
Major: Math & Theatre
Hometown: Bridgeport, Ohio
Favorite Burpee Character: I love all the random times I end up as a game show host. I make creepy game shows.
Favorite Game: I'm Not a Doctor
Personal Description: Current leader of the world's largest standing cat army. Mao!

Name/Burpee Name: Michael "Giggles" Warshauer
Class: 2009
Major: Cinema, Communication
Hometown: Indianapolis, IN
Favorite Burpee Character: Fonzley
Favorite Game: Wide Wide World
Personal Description: Oh, child! You so crazy!

Name/Burpee Name: Josh "Candyman" Zingg
Class: 2009
Hometown: Charles Town, WV
Favorite Game: Questions or Pitch
Personal Description: Zingg is a common topic of astrophysics lectures, as he is the exact point around which the entire universe rotates. Despite being known for being a huge misogynist (only in jest, keep your aprons on) and his biting retorts, he is really a nice guy underneath. Of course, underneath the nice layer is another layer of hateful jerk, but that's only for special people. One day he aspires to be a college professor, the better to corrupt the youth of the world. Also classified as a CN Huge Nerd, CR 12.

Name/Burpee Name: Katie "Shadrach" Dahm
Class: 2010
Major: Psychology and Theatre (yeah 2, bitches)
Hometown: ATX
Favorite Burpees Character: Madelyn
Favorite Game: I don't play the favorites game. However, I will consider bribes.
Personal Description: I am a fun-loving girl in my early 20s. I'm about 5'5" with red hair and blue eyes. I enjoy the smooth tunes of Tupac Shakur, and drink my coffee with milk and sugar. I've recently taken up knitting. My favorite book is House of Leaves. After 3 attempts, I have yet to finish it. I am a theatre-maker, mover, lover, talker, walker, texas ranger; I don't write. I am NOT a PC, I am a person. Could you be the soundscape to my life? Please send resume and headshot. Appearances matter.

Name/Burpee Name: Tara "Meshach" Demmy
Class: 2010
Major: Theatre
Hometown: Buffalo
Favorite Game: Lifeboat
Personal Description: I am a member of D.I.T.A, WDUB, and the sorority of Kappa Kappa Gamma. I'm awkward, cute, I love food, burpees, theatre, and manatees.

Name/Burpee Name: Bobby "Abednego" McGlynn
Class: 2010
Major: Cinema
Hometown: Riverside, CT
Favorite Burpee Character: Prof. Flitter
Favorite Game: Konjecture Kombat
Personal Description: I am highly improbable.

Name/Burpee Name: Elizabeth "Kelly Beth Kelly" Gannon
Class: 2011
Major: Theatre
Hometown: Pittsburgh, PA
Favorite Game: Pitch
Personal Description: I'm short. I wear saddle shoes. And I like to eat kiwis.

Name/Burpee Name: Matt "Hyperlank" Matteri
Class: 2011
Major: Mathematics/Geosci
Hometown: Portland, OR
Favorite Game: Pavlovian Response
Personal Description: I have been training an army to fight the eventual robot army which will attempt to gain control of the internet in 2032.